Quote of the day: HYGIENE

October 18, 2011

HYGIENE

Filthy fingernails have always been a favorite fashion accessory of mine. Especially when you place your hands in the prayer position. Matter of fact, I urge all my followers to forgo nail polish permanently and replace it with expertly applied soot. The nonexistent gods above will ignore our prayers better this way. Germs, at least in small doses, are good for you. Aren’t all vaccinations filled with a tiny bit of the diseases they are designed to prevent? I’m always mystified to see grown men scrubbing their hands as if they are about to perform open-heart surgery after urinating in New Jersey Turnpike rest stop bathrooms. Did they piss all over their hands at the urinal? Didn’t they already wash their penises that morning in the shower? How does your unit get dirty by aiming a stream of urine into the proper receptacle? These germ freaks will get sick, I guarantee you. They’ll be so healthy they’ll get old and die of “nothing.” Avoid them! Run from the overly clean before they infect you!

— John Waters, Role Models


Occupy: New Yorker “Fighting Back” cover

October 18, 2011


I haven’t even read the issue yet, but I couldn’t resist posting Barry Blitt’s brilliant cover illustration for this week’s issue of The New Yorker. As my hyperbolic friend David Zinn would say: Best. Cover. Ever. It’s the ultimate Consider the Alternative, no matter what you think about Occupy Wall Street.

And then of course there’s this political cartoon making the rounds:


Photo diary: Exploring Sensual Bologna day 5

October 17, 2011

Another beautiful crisp clear morning in Piazza San Stefano

we're spending the morning with our very smart guide Simona on a tour of the Basilica di S. Stefano with its famous Seven Churches mushed together like TinkerToys

the main entrance, and most of the exteriors, are extremely unadorned

the easternmost church was originally built as a pagan temple to Isis

 

amidst these antique stone artifacts, a side chapel contains a surprising and touching war memorial

on our way to the next stop on the tour, we passed the statue honoring the 18th century physician and physicist Luigi Galvani, from whom we get the galvanic response and the concept of animal electricity

Simona next led us through the Archiginnasio, once the main building of the University of Bologna (the world's first)

now primarily used as a library, the monumental building also contains the original anatomical theater

the ceiling artwork represents the zodiac -- astrology was carefully studied once upon a time

a church official sat in a hidden chamber above the classroom, ready to interfere if he heard any teachings with which the Church disagreed

after a stroll through the Basilica of San Petronio in Piazza Maggiore, Andy and I made our way across town to the bustling university district

it has a somewhat different feel from the commercial center of Bologna

better graffiti, for one thing

hilarious sign posted among the bushes in a public park

on the way back to our residence, we happened to pass the birthplace of the great filmmaker Pier Paolo Pasolini

that night, we forsook traditional Bolognese fare for the creative nouvelle cuisine of Marco Fadiga

the maestro himself

the starter: antipasto kebab served in a glass (mango, fig, mozzarella, prosciutto, zucchini -- yum!)

the dessert plate included a drizzle of caramel syrup containing cigar tobacco

but the piece de resistance was an outrageous creamy risotto with speck and pesto


Quote of the day: TANTRA

October 17, 2011

TANTRA

Tantra is an embodied spirituality. Embodiment means integrating the teachings, the techniques, the explorations and experiments into your total physical/mental/emotional and spiritual being. If the way you live, the space you create, your relationship to your food and where it comes from, your use of the earth’s resources, your relationship to Gaia who feeds and clothes and shelters you – and whose fluids run through your veins – are all unconscious, indifferent, and damaging to the web of life of which you are a part, then that’s not embodied. It doesn’t matter that you breathe when you’re having sex, or that you say a mantra sometimes. It doesn’t add up to Tantra. Tantra is about the integration of the whole, the conscious weaving together of the fabric of life.

— Rudolph Ballentine, Kali Rising



Photo diary: Exploring Sensual Bologna, day 4 — Faenza!

October 16, 2011

We spent the day in Faenza having a cooking class conducted by the fabulous Fabio Guerrini in the home he shares with his soulful wife Heide

Heide showed some of us how to clean raw shrimp and shred escarole for a delicious antipasto

Others assisted Fabio in concocting sauces for two typically Bolognese pasta dishes and a risotto

 

All of which we happily consumed

 

with generous helpings of prosecco, a crisp chardonnay, and a Gewurztraminer

We also got a good look at their extraordinary multilevel house, which Fabio proudly explained was formerly a brothell -- today's library is where the working girls met their clientele

 

The house is full of striking furniture...

ceramics...

contemporary art -- paintings, sculpture, photography...

and a wildly tiled bathroom -- Heide assured me that all the grooming products pictured here are Fabio's

 

After lunch, Fabio marched us across town to another super-arty home -- but one built in 1792

 

The home of Count Nicola Milzetti (now the Museum of the Neoclassical Age in Romagna) was built by local architect Giuseppe Pistocchi and his son Francesco.

Every inch of the place is decorated with beautiful, intricate frescoes and mosaics by Felice Giani

a bedroom like a movie set

and a sculpture of winged Psyche, because why not?

Stuffed with amazing imagery, we then trotted back to Casa Guerrini for gelato (three different flavors, natch) and moscato before scurrying off to catch the train back to Bologna. Whew! What a day! Who knew that Faenza was such a little treasure?