HIPSTERS
Nobody ever self-identifies as a hipster, ever. Yet there seem to be tons of them. Who are they? They’re “them,” of course, but actually they are us. And we hate them/us. Still, we like having the health-food place around the corner and the new boutique down the street. But “Die, hipster scum” is never far from our lips. A more appropriate slogan, however, might be “Save the neighborhood – kill yourself!”
— Andrew Boyd, “I Got Off the Beaten Path (But So Did Everyone Else)”, The Sun
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