Archive for March, 2010

Culture Vulture: Adrianne Lobel, Carly Simon, and the Oscar nominees

March 4, 2010

February 27 — I don’t go to a lot of gallery shows, and contemporary visual art is the field where I feel least informed and educated. But when I heard that Adrianne Lobel was having her first show of paintings, I made it a point to go to the opening. Adrianne is a fantastic set designer for the theater. I’ve been aware of her work since the early ’80s — she did the sets for Harry Kondoleon’s The Vampires, and she worked a lot with Peter Sellars and Mark Morris over the years. Her show at the Walter Wickiser Gallery in Chelsea is called “Geometric Impressionism” — the ten or so paintings in spring colors (blazing greens and yellows) depict tree-filled rural landscapes with an occasional city skyline. And the artist was on hand wearing her favorite Betsey Johnson opening-night dress (below).

I was happy to greet and congratulate Adrianne, because I’ve always felt friendly toward her and found her dazzlingly attractive. She surprised me by letting me know immediately that she’s harbored resentment against me for giving her her first bad review in New York, for her work on the Broadway musical My One and Only — a weirdly mistaken memory on her part, because I never reviewed My One and Only but wrote a lengthy feature story about the show for the New York Times that mentioned her only once, in a neutral way. Funny how people’s memories work….

Once we got that out of the way, we caught up a bit. Somehow I never knew that she was married for 15 years to the actor Mark Linn-Baker, who (among zillions of other credits) starred in the musical version she produced of A Year with Frog and Toad, based on the famous children’s book by her father, Arnold. It turns out that Andy grew up on the Frog and Toad books and was thrilled to meet the author’s daughter. She told us that the books have a big gay following and that her father was a closeted gay guy who only came out late in life. (He died in 1987.) We also got to meet Adrianne’s mother Anita, who was wearing a hilarious brooch in the shape of a stubbed-out cigarette.

March 1 — I’m not sure how I feel about this trend of boomer generation singer-songwriters re-recording their hits and distributing the new versions on their own homegrown labels. Certainly, Carly Simon’s new album Never Been Gone is a weird case in point. Some of it sounds like it was recorded in her living room, and these new versions make it painfully clear how much her voice was embellished in the studio by her producers. I guess this is the equivalent of “Carly Simon Unplugged.” But frankly I prefer the lush original productions by Richard Perry (“You’re So Vain”) and Arif Mardin (“You Belong to Me”), among others. The new album does include a lot of casual fooling around in the studio. Carly is notorious for her stage fright (John Lahr wrote a long piece on stage fright for the New Yorker in which she revealed that she often asks to get spanked before going onstage, to help her calm her nerves). I recall seeing her onstage once long ago, at a tiny club in Boston, the Paradise. She was indeed nervous and shaky. (Somehow I remember also that she wore purple tights that showed cameltoe big-time.) James Taylor opened the show for her, he’d recently cut his hand somehow, and he’d just written a song for the Broadway musical Working called “Millworker” — that night he sang the best and angriest version of the song I’ve ever heard (Bette Midler later recorded it).


March 2 — I watched District 9, the last of the Oscar Best Picture nominees I’m going to see. (I’m pretty much boycotting The Blind Side and Inglorious Basterds. Life is too short to spend time watching movies you’re pretty sure you’re not going to like.) District 9…I didn’t love it and I didn’t hate it. The main character kept reminding me of Borat, and the final showdown with him in the robot machine fighting off the guy who looks like Bruce Willis was weirdly similar to the mind-numbing video-game finale of Avatar.  Last week Andy and I watched a screener of The Hurt Locker at home and liked it tremendously — we were tense the whole time and can only imagine what it’s like seeing it on the big screen. I’m rooting for The Hurt Locker over Avatar in a race that seems to close to call, although my real favorite among the Best Picture nominees is Precious, for its profoundly depressing truthtelling, its astonishing performances, and the brilliantly inventive cinematic storytelling (the stuttering edits, the never-too-long flights of fantasy, the director Lee Daniels’ incredible confidence about short takes and long takes).

From the deep archives: Harry Kondoleon’s “Self Torture and Strenuous Exercise”

March 2, 2010

This was my review in the Soho News of the first Harry Kondoleon play produced in New York:

I wish Harry Kondoleon’s Self Torture and Strenuous Exercise had played longer than its 10 showcase performances, so I could urge you to see it. Kondoleon’s amusing one-act isn’t great, but it’s more than merely diverting. A comic soap opera about urban sophisticates, it’s one of those crazy, Joe Ortonesque plays in which the characters say and do the outrageous things most people think of but never actually say and do – that’s how Kondoleon can squeeze so much material into a feverish 45 minutes.

Carl confesses to his best friend Alvin that he’s in love with another woman besides his wife, Adel; Alvin assures him that’s okay for a widower, not knowing that Adel survived her latest suicide attempt and not knowing that Carl’s paramour is his own wife, Beth. Adel arrives in disguise, wrists bound, and swearing vengeance. “Carl is the source of everything evil in the world!” she cries. “Adel, calm down,” soothes Alvin, “you’re beginning to distort things.” The two women eventually team up against the egomaniacal Carl; Beth is a frustrated poet, Adel an aspiring novelist, and they’re tired of being exploited in Carl’s pulpy best-sellers. “I won’t wear lost love like a corsage,” sobs Beth, launching a hilarious demonstration of her orchidaceous verse. “How long are you going to keep sending the same five poems to The New Yorker?” taunts Carl. “You think they’re amnesiacs?”

All this hysteria was smartly enacted in Theater Core’s production at the Newfoundland Theater, especially by May Quigley as Adel and Ken Olin as Carl (who seemed, aptly, a swell guy rather than the “rat with a necktie” he was pegged by the women). Max Mayer’s staging was also clever; on exiting, the actors retreated to a balcony over the stage to observe the action as raptly as the audience did.

Self Torture played on a double bill with Keith Reddin’s Desperadoes, which opened with a promising Sam Shepard-ish image: a woman pasting wet dollar bills all over a blindfolded man in jockey shorts tied to a chair. The play didn’t live up to that tableau, though. It was Moonchildren meets When You Comin’ Back, Red Ryder meets American Buffalo without any real threat of danger. Those plays are decent models, though, and Reddin is clearly a writer with potential.

Soho News, August 20, 1980

Quote of the day: PRESENCE

March 2, 2010

PRESENCE

In every ancient culture, there are rituals to mortify the body as a way of understanding that the energy of the soul is indestructible. The more I think about energy, the simpler my art becomes, because it is just about pure presence.

— Marina Abramovic

Playlist: 3/2/10

March 2, 2010

“Sounsoumba,” Oumou Sangare
“Be Mankan,” Ali Farka Toure & Toumani Diabate
“1001 Nights,” Lhasa De Sela
“The Technicolor Phase,” Owl City
“Maximo,” The Heavy Circles
“Welcome to Mystery,” Plain White T’s
“A Piece for You,” Meaghan Smith
“In Transit,” Mark Hoppus with Pete Wentz
“I Heard You Cried Last Night,” The Four Freshmen
“Rush Minute,” Massive Attack
“Dirty Little Secret,” Tina Dico
“Stains,” Tina Dico
“Tried, Tested and Found True,” Ashford & Simpson
“Make the Road by Walking,” Menahan Street Band
“The Killer in Me,” Amy Speace
“This Time I’ll Be Sweeter,” Deneice Williams
“Paradise Circus,” Massive Attack
“Oh Darling” and “Confused,” The Heavy Circles
“Magic,” Tina Dico
“Alejandro,” Lady GaGa
“The Right Thing to Do,” Carly Simon
“Psyche,” Massive Attack
“I Know,” Meaghan Smith
“Could I Leave You,” Jane Harvey